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hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

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bsptourist:

cdi
uploaded by Nova

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pika-memes:

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pastadoughie:

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coughloop:

ongakukan:
powerfulwizard:
Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room
My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares
you should get a better therapist

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klapollo:

ALT
tweeted this not realizing it’s just basically sam’s internal monologue

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guooey:

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snowing-in-cyberspace:

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shrimpin-aint-easy:

fullfrontalfish:
guooey:
the hell
the hell
the hell

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mousette:

Deeply unserious country

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supermariomamafucker:

what the

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catfindr:

(Source: petfinder.com)

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:
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no-this-is-ryan:
no-this-is-ryan:
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

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catasters:

(Source: pin.it)

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kajamnikk:

this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

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